someone buy me cookies, i’m about to killabitch. i have this HUGE craving :P
love sucks
i can’t remember the last time a guy chased me.
i can’t remember the last time a guy sent me a text saying “good morning beautiful”
i don’t know what it feels to have a guy do anything and everything for you.
i wish i did.
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I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and im just standing there like..
liikeab0ss:
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
cantescapefromhim:
then i’m like:
My fucking life
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80% of teenagers have sex under 16. Reblog if you wanna know what a Krabby Patty tastes like.
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bugs. ew.
Last night I was doing my usual tumblr postings while listening to some deep songs on my iPod, but faintly in the background I hear wings flapping. So I’m all like “Oh no, a bird must have gotten in the room” mind you I sleep with my windows open here in Indonesia. PSYCH. It was not a bird. I looked up and it was this GIANT ASS FLYING COCKROACH. I don’t think I ever screamed that loud, I got my mom and she trapped it under a trashcan (a tiny one). This morning, my grandma’s butler came in and made sure it was gone.
BUT TODAY. LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO.
A GIANT ASS WASP just flew in, and landed next to me. I freaked out and ran outside as fast as I could. Thank goodness Oby the faithful butler came in and just grabbed it with a plastic blag. I was like “What the hell, isn’t it going to sting you?” He’s all like “No, it’s in a plastic bag”
BUGS. ew.